"All I Want For Christmas Is A Helium Tank"
(Right-click or ctrl-click to download the song, or just click the link to play it.)
Track count: 14
Instrumentation: Chipmunks LP, vocals by Heather, Robyn and Townsend, beat box
Pure holiday silliness. I have always loved the Christmas Song from the 1961 "Christmas With The Chimpmunks" album - and it was also my first experience hearing someone manipulate tape speed to get pitch effects.
Anyway, for my holiday novelty song, I started out with the intro of that song, got Robyn and Townsend into the booth to do voices for the intro, then concocted a completely ludicrous Christmas rap that begins badly and then devolves into pure mayhem, as if Alvin had come in to "ironically" help me out.
It's silly. It's done. Enjoy.