We hang our heads in shame, as we could not locate the page you were so desperately seeking. Who knows why that happened? WE don't.

Sure, we could feed you some nonsense about how you “entered the URL incorrectly,” or “that page has been moved or deleted,” or how “this just isn’t your day, is it?” but we all know what’s really going on, don’t we?

THE INTERNET IS WEIRD.

You can go back from whence you came by clicking here to go back to the homepage: landonewts.com

OR, go outside and enjoy the sunshine/rain/hail/apocalypse. Or have a cookie. Or both.

Dammit, now I want cookies.